JEWISH BOARD OF DIRECTORS

July 5, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Berkowitz, Cohen and Ginsburg were all close friends since childhood. They decided they wanted to go into business together .

Berkowitz says: ‘OK! I’ll invest $100,000 .’

Cohen says that he’ll put in $200,000 .

Ginsburg says: ‘All right, I’ll put in $1000 .’

Cohen says, ‘If I’m putting in $200,000, I’ll be the President and CEO of the corporation. Berkowitz, for your $100,000, you can be Vice President and CFO, and Ginsburg, for your $1000, you will be our Sexual Adviser .’

Puzzled, Ginsburg asks Cohen, ‘What is a Sexual Adviser?’

Cohen replies, ‘When we want your fucking advice, we’ll ask for it.

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